Hey there, my name’s Lewis :) I live in Rotherham, near Sheffield. I love metal, but i’m a fan of most music genres. Any spare time I have at home is either spent on Xbox (Halo, Minecraft and COD mostly) or playing guitar :) I drive a Volkswagen and I love them dearly. You will learn what I’m into/what I like from my posts hopefully. Anything else, feel free to ask.Tumblr (3.0; @onlytoolsncorpses)http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800atNRXA1r5gq1fo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m800atNRXA1r5gq1fo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div><a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/a-girl-does-not-give-a-fuck" target="_blank">#a girl does not give a fuck</a></div> </blockquote> <p></p>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51149954491http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51149954491Thu, 23 May 2013 15:49:19 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd4efe2f0b062be9be6bb242f38339e9/tumblr_mn7yfrV2jx1rfuijjo1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://the-science-llama.tumblr.com/post/51103490986/super-moon-june-23-2013-be-sure-to-look-out-for" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">the-science-llama</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><span>Super Moon</span></strong><br/><strong><span>— June 23, 2013</span></strong><br/><br/>Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches <a href="http://the-science-llama.tumblr.com/post/45839712957/moon-wobble-this-time-lapse-depicts-a-typical" target="_blank">Perigee</a>, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.<br/><br/>These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.</p> <p><a href="http://the-science-llama.tumblr.com/post/39253793387/13-must-see-stargazing-events-for-2013-listed-in" target="_blank">Stargazing Events for 2013</a></p></blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51110680498http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51110680498Thu, 23 May 2013 01:42:48 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ofgeography.tumblr.com/post/46506153507/how-to-be-a-real-woman-a-guide" target="_blank">ofgeography</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>1. do you identify as a woman</p> <p>2. congratulations you’re a real woman</p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51110650373http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51110650373Thu, 23 May 2013 01:42:23 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dc73c71d69214f630db56745341690f/tumblr_mmhha0yhDS1riiguno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/51b7f65186eda26c715496c5b4361e53/tumblr_mmhha0yhDS1riiguno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/78844c7148f9a7cb13ec458f70b3f7e1/tumblr_mmhha0yhDS1riiguno3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e31033087a35ad8d510da1f2d26b32c/tumblr_mmhha0yhDS1riiguno4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51103208763http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51103208763Thu, 23 May 2013 00:02:27 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/444876f2fbd17123dcbeaa704a5e8e83/tumblr_mmerfxjtB81s9x8hvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51103199794http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51103199794Thu, 23 May 2013 00:02:19 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6317c5d598cd5961a91709df3406146c/tumblr_mmeezz4ZuX1soy8tgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51103151605http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/51103151605Thu, 23 May 2013 00:01:41 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://conorissocoollike.tumblr.com/post/29795386520/as-a-rule-of-thumb-if-i-like-a-picture-of-your" target="_blank">conorissocoollike</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As a rule of thumb; if I like a picture of your face, I probably want to sleep with you.</p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50943060412http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50943060412Tue, 21 May 2013 00:13:36 +0100sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringleshttp://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50872568563http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50872568563Mon, 20 May 2013 02:50:27 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oreoprince.tumblr.com/post/39674133531/i-fucking-hate-when-people-pour-ketchup-all-over" target="_blank">oreoprince</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES</p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50859894629http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50859894629Mon, 20 May 2013 00:01:48 +0100<blockquote> <div> <p>Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life</p> </div> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50855616104http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50855616104Sun, 19 May 2013 23:05:31 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/819d091b0646d0c838048a99a51d4160/tumblr_mfh42gSvmm1qlvie8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3799aee1a24e648e381edc0259a6352a/tumblr_mfh42gSvmm1qlvie8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80f5237d03d96322b6d95423cc77e7bf/tumblr_mfh42gSvmm1qlvie8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50853151754http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50853151754Sun, 19 May 2013 22:34:54 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0aae2ba7cf750f3d0372a9634019692/tumblr_mlwxl7eYBh1s9ih9zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://insideamastersmind.tumblr.com/post/49858637274" target="_blank">insideamastersmind</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de7a5eef2a3606a90c3a707ca07f4037/tumblr_mkc2m9Ht751r9hk0to3_250.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50831653511http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50831653511Sun, 19 May 2013 18:05:56 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcising.tumblr.com/post/49496882899/are-we-gunna-have-sex-or-are-you-going-to-continue" target="_blank">circumcising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts </p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50827242267http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50827242267Sun, 19 May 2013 17:05:24 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genocidercyo.tumblr.com/post/50690814174/clockey-youre-the-window-to-my-wall-youre" target="_blank">genocidercyo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clockey.tumblr.com/post/50690679642/youre-the-window-to-my-wall" target="_blank">clockey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you’re the window to my wall</p> </blockquote> <p>you’re the sweat that drips down my balls</p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50821747158http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50821747158Sun, 19 May 2013 15:42:50 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b76ac63675867492c8da4080e8e6b6f8/tumblr_mhs5hgqgFw1riec8co1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/113ff8f1cfb07ca832610ea0fcb80372/tumblr_mhs5hgqgFw1riec8co2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2251589def9a8ca3fb3c90d0d6d50c57/tumblr_mhs5hgqgFw1riec8co3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50723223123http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50723223123Sat, 18 May 2013 13:19:17 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mumblebrows.tumblr.com/post/50377415670/things-jon-snow-knows" target="_blank">mumblebrows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>1. Nothing<br/> 2. Oral<br/> 3. Windmills</p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50658970845http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50658970845Fri, 17 May 2013 17:30:44 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kushdrinker.tumblr.com/post/49887195670/i-need-to-do-a-sex" target="_blank">kushdrinker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i need to do a sex</p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50614838304http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50614838304Fri, 17 May 2013 01:31:19 +0100<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50581224064" src="http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50581224064/audio_player_iframe/onlytoolsncorpses/tumblr_mmnfulNcpx1qig4ic?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fonlytoolsncorpses%2F50581224064%2Ftumblr_mmnfulNcpx1qig4ic" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darkonyoucrazydiamond.tumblr.com/post/50188509742/flaying-whales-gojira" target="_blank">darkonyoucrazydiamond</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Flaying Whales | <em><strong>Gojira</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50581224064http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50581224064Thu, 16 May 2013 16:44:25 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/313aa8655651d4a348cea6858e5cc587/tumblr_mmv71wrPpc1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/50578742380/restored-faith-in-humanity-of-the-day-reddit" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2 class="pull-left title editable"><strong><span>Restored Faith in Humanity of the Day: Reddit Restores WWII Veteran’s Damaged Navy Photo</span></strong></h2> <p><span>Back in April, at the request of his 87-year-old grandfather, Redditor stevieboy1984 turned to the /r/PicRequests subreddit to see if anyone could clean up a scanned JPEG image file of his grandfather’s World War II-era photo taken during his service in the Navy as a submarine sonar/radar operator. After a number of people offered their photoshop wizardries to help its restoration, stevieboy1984 showed his grandfather six variations before handing him a framed version of top commenter unhi’s submission. Here’s </span><a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/65235-reddit" target="_blank">a video</a><span> of the big reveal. Grab a box a tissues, manly tears are coming.</span></p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50580685280http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50580685280Thu, 16 May 2013 16:33:06 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thats-slightly-raven.tumblr.com/post/38594331451/my-milkshakes-bring-all-the-boys-to-the-yard" target="_blank">thats-slightly-raven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. <strong><em>GRAVE</em></strong>yard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.</p> </blockquote>http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50566528651http://onlytoolsncorpses.tumblr.com/post/50566528651Thu, 16 May 2013 10:04:36 +0100